Reblog if you’d care if I killed myself

paintedbreath:

i tried to scroll past this but that one reblog just might save somebodies life 

(via take-care-of-her)

1 week ago 1773553 ♥
defianse:

Ugh marry me already



I die every time

defianse:

Ugh marry me already

I die every time

(via jelenasexx)

1 week ago 53864 ♥
1 week ago 20798 ♥

unclefather:

waluiqi:

do you ever sit in ur friends room and just wonder how many times theyve masturbated where ur sitting

no but now i will and it’s honestly your fault

(Source: waluiqi, via lost-and-all-alone)

1 week ago 67972 ♥
god-damn-demetria:

gernado32:

louloveshazzaandhisdimples:

celeryludenberg:

celeryludenberg:

Wow, would you look at that.  It’s a family watching a nice movie.  Nothing weird about that, right?
Wrong.
The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV.  Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken.  The entire family was found dead the next morning.  Don’t believe me?  Look in the upper-left corner of the photo.  Do you see it?  That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.
It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands.  When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.
Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes. 
THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!  Reblog this.  Stay safe.  And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running.   Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.

no don’t you dare bring this back i swear to god

doot doot

Im peeing

I hate these things but I need to reblog because well…Not gonna risk shit here :D

god-damn-demetria:

gernado32:

louloveshazzaandhisdimples:

celeryludenberg:

celeryludenberg:

Wow, would you look at that.  It’s a family watching a nice movie.  Nothing weird about that, right?

Wrong.

The Williamson family wanted to take a picture of themselves enjoying their new TV.  Turned out this photo of them would be the last one ever taken.  The entire family was found dead the next morning.  Don’t believe me?  Look in the upper-left corner of the photo.  Do you see it?  That’s the thing that murdered the Williamson family.

It tore off the skin of each of its victims and left a trumpet in their hands.  When their bodies were found by the police the next morning, the words “doot doot” were found scrawled in blood on the TV and all over the walls.

Tonight this menace will come for you too unless you reblog this within the next ten minutes. 

THIS IS NOT FAKE!!!  Reblog this.  Stay safe.  And if you hear a faint “doot doot”, there’s no point in running.   Because there’s nothing you can do to escape it.

no don’t you dare bring this back i swear to god

doot doot

Im peeing

I hate these things but I need to reblog because well…Not gonna risk shit here :D

(Source: joltick, via lost-and-all-alone)

1 week ago 172242 ♥

nicoffeine:

Me growing up

(Source: seeyatamara, via ceedawgyo)

1 week ago 47069 ♥

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria. 
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and  they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and cover it with a bandaid overnight. It will dry out.
• Practice fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. 

(via jelenarulestheworld)

1 week ago 687727 ♥

conclusivelyelusive:

powerrprincess:

i go through periods of 

“i’m so fucking cool and awesome and hot. I would date me” 

followed by 

“i’m so fucking ugly why do people talk to me i’m such a loser” 

followed by 

“LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK A BIRD. SO PRETTY. EARTH IS BEAUTIFULLLL!!” 

followed by 

“oh my god everyone is so fucked up i hate people and want to die.”

All before 9am

More like the first 5 minutes I wake up..

(via ceedawgyo)

1 week ago 488598 ♥
Every time I see a cute girl

kaiti-renee:

Be gay. Be gay with me. Be gay to me. Be gay all over me. Let me show you how gay I am. We could do gay things under the gay covers. You just need to get rid of that boyfriend. He’s a problem

(via ceedawgyo)

1 week ago 9177 ♥

(Source: grungetwat, via ceedawgyo)

1 week ago 38726 ♥
How does one even?..

How does one even?..

(Source: cockygomez, via selenaslaysall)

1 week ago 144 ♥
This picture is like one of the most perfect things on this earth (after her of course)

This picture is like one of the most perfect things on this earth (after her of course)

(Source: selenamg, via alguns-segred0s)

2 weeks ago 1386 ♥

"I think the biggest misconception about me would have to be that nothing annoys me." […] "I can’t handle business confrontation but I can completely confront someone who’s disrespecting me personally. My bodyguard calls me a true Latina woman. I can go off, for sure.

(Source: bralessgomez, via jameslafertys)

2 weeks ago 1149 ♥

gay-masturbation:

watching a girl take off her shirt has got to be one of the most satisfying things ever

(via mywonderlandyears)

2 weeks ago 23219 ♥
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